Everything was fine until he added the purple shoes!
Too small ... No, she's just waiting till I've gone away before she has a go
weeeeeeeeeeeee!!! (I couldn't resist that - what with the port-a-loos in the background)
Is it a bike, or is it a train? ... No, it's super boy!
You can just hear these lads thinking "Cooool, can I have a go?"
A modern Penny Farthing ... or, now that we're metric, should it be a Ten Cent Dollar?